Racing Van Gogh

The entire goof behind the series is that I'm racing Van Gogh in total paintings completed in a ten year career that started around the age of 28.

Went to Van Gogh museum in December 2016 on mushroom truffles and became obsessed with the idea after almost falling over the railing from the third floor of the museum. Essentially become incepted with a bunch of OCD autism that harnesses the power of obsessive thinking and compulsive behavior.

Rules: Can't sell originals until it's over. Have at most 10 years. Must complete at least 900 (shooting for 1000) paintings in less time. Can only cut hair and shave at specific milestones. Must follow a loose parallel with Van Gogh's biography (spending first years doing peasant paintings, must have an annoying selfie phase, etc.) Must be shot in the chest to mark the end of the race. Bonus: Remove a body part when you're like 2/3rs of the way through during a manic episode after a fight.